Opinion
With Thanks to Feminist Linemen Who Restored Our Power

By Atty. J. Edward Pawlick
March 12, 2001

We’d like to thank all the feminist linemen who braved the ice and snow to restore electricity to our homes during the blizzard last week.

What ? ? ?

You haven’t seen feminists climbing those slippery poles to mess with dangerous, ice-coated wires?

You must not be watching!

We were told thirty years ago by Archie Bunker’s wife that women are just the same as men. Anyone who disagrees is a “male chauvinist pig.” They can do anything a man can.

But come to think of it -- we don’t see feminists out there driving garbage trucks, climbing poles or doing anything else that’s dirty or dangerous, do you?

Hmm ...

You’re right. Even ultra-feminist Wellesley College calls for the “superintendent” when they need an electrician, plumber, carpenter or anyone else who makes things work. I wonder why they don’t give some of that work to their “sisters?” Could it be that the “sisters” are not capable of doing it?

Might this mean that feminists are incapable of taking care of themselves? ? ?

Do they actually need men ? ? ?

That is a particularly frightening thought.

Does this even threaten their propaganda about the “glass ceiling?” Will it help strong and capable women like those at the Independent Women’s Forum, the counter-revolutionaries who say that “systematic discrimination against women in the workplace has essentially been eradicated in the United States.” They report, “Individual men and women with the same education and experience enjoy equal standing and equal opportunity in the working world.”

This is serious stuff. Chief Feminist Margaret Marshall of the SJC is going to have to wrestle with this problem. Maybe she’ll even call her husband at the New York Times and have him alert their subsidiary at the Boston Globe.

Marshall had better appoint a committee to answer these important questions.

Meanwhile, if you wish to see the dangerous, anti-feminist material that is being written these days, you can find it at the independent women at www.iwf.org.

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