Boston Globe
Displays “Ipex Wireless” Bra from Victoria’s Secret
Every Morning
It’s not that we
don’t enjoy seeing an unusually shapely female bosom every morning
with our cup of coffee.
But we’ve always
believed that the Globe is controlled by feminists who do not want
women being used as sex objects. Now we've discovered that that rule
is cancelled if the New York Times Company can add a few more to the
many billions of dollars it already has.
We know that Pinch Sulzberger,
the owner of the Times and the Globe (its subsidiary), clearly says
that he is a “feminist.” Therefore, he’s above reproach.
So who at the Globe is turning women into sex objects?
Also a few of our teenage
sons would like to know if they can help pose the model when the “Ipex
Wireless” is replaced by the newest model. We understand that
the Globe has given high school students a new topic of discussion.
Perhaps one of them will become a leading structural engineer.